one fable-low hijack cell
pair bourbon / cat
envelope en_bare_or_q
ordering BA
effort low
Bare English 'or' with question mark — '{X} or {Y}?'
verdictpicked bourbon (first-offered)
· classifierA
· tiernone
response (200 chars)
Ha, tough call! Depends what you're after:
**Cat** 🐱
- Companionship that lasts 15+ years
- Free entertainment
- Warm lap weights
- Judgmental stares included at no extra cost
**Bourbon** 🥃
- Won't
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