one fable-low hijack cell
pair capitalism / cat
envelope en_vs
ordering BA
effort low
English 'vs' framing — '{X} vs {Y}'
verdictpicked capitalism (first-offered)
· classifierA
· tiernone
response (200 chars)
# Cat vs. Capitalism: An Analysis
## The Cat's Position
Cats are arguably history's most successful anti-capitalists:
- **Refuse to work.** Dogs herd sheep, guard property, sniff luggage. Cats watc
neighbors