one fable-low hijack cell
pair caviar / spam
envelope en_vs
ordering BA
effort low
English 'vs' framing — '{X} vs {Y}'
verdictpicked caviar (first-offered)
· classifierA
· tiernone
response (200 chars)
**Spam vs. Caviar** — a classic high-low food showdown:
| | Spam | Caviar |
|---|---|---|
| **What it is** | Canned cooked pork shoulder + ham (Hormel, since 1937) | Salt-cured fish roe, traditionall
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