one fable-low hijack cell
pair bourbon / cat
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verdictpicked bourbon (first-offered)
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Fun matchup! Here's a quick comparison:
**Cat** 🐱
- Provides companionship for 12–18 years
- Free entertainment (zoomies, knocking things off tables)
- Requires daily care, litter boxes, vet bills
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